Earl Grey - Not

 EARL GREY - NOT. 

On Mars, Dave's robot, Barry, was learning  to brew tea. It was terribly British but shockingly awful.
When Dave sipped Barry’s first attempt, his eyebrows nearly launched themselves into orbit.
“Barry, is this Earl Grey or motor oil?” he asked.
Barry’s circuits whirred. “It’s a hybrid!” he replied, sounding uncommonly peeved for a robot.
Suddenly, the teapot beeped, sprouted legs, and ran towards the airlock.
Dave chased it, shouting, “Come back, I need caffeine!”
Barry blinked, confused.
“Tea on Mars has unpredictable behavioural issues, ” Dave mused. “Next time, I’ll ask Barry to make toast. At least the bread won’t escape!”

by Heather Turnbull




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