Mister Bunny And $88.01
I was lying on the couch, waiting for the air conditioning to kick in and dozing off due to the heat, a hangover, and disinterest in the ballgame on TV because the Jays were pummeling the Yankees for the third day in a row. My cat Henry was napping on my chest, and we were both startled awake by my apartment buzzer. No one ever buzzes my apartment. People call first. Actually, no one ever comes to my apartment. I meet people outside. I staggered to the buzzer. “Hello?” “Is this James Yates?” “Yeah. Who’s this?” “Police.” Police? What the... “How can I help you?” “Can we come in?” “How do I know you’re the police?” Silence. “Hold on,” I said. “I’ll come down.” I pulled on a t-shirt and went downstairs. Sure enough, it was the cops. Two uniforms, one plain clothes. I assumed the plain clothes was a cop because she did all the talking. She introduced the three of them by name but I didn’t really pay attention. Looking at her notes, she said, “Where we...