Two for the price of one from Paul Beckman

It’s Not That Hard Now form a line. Now you know the line’s rules. Now move to the right line. Now you are all in a line on the right. Now move to the correct line. Now Tim, move over to the left line. Now all friends of Tim’s line up behind Tim. Now Al, are you really a friend of Tim? Now Al, move over to the other line where your friends are. Now Betty Jean, what are you doing? Now we don’t need another line Betty Jean, Now Tim, why does everyone want to be in your line? Now Betty Jean, why do you insist on having your own line. Now does anyone want to be in Betty Jean’s line. Now Betty Jean turns around and looks behind to see no one else in her line. Now Tim, where are you going. Now Betty Jean see what you started. Now Tim, why did you move. Now Tim, you might like her, but you should ask her out on your own time. Now Tim, why are you holding Betty Jean’s hand? Now Betty Jean, why are you making that face and saying oohh? Now Harry, what is it? Now