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Astarte Eau de Toilette is the bedrock of the origins of alchemy. An icy infusion of facets of citron and persimmon creates a unique fruity accord with a truly unforgettable sillage. Astarte – the luminous fragrance of those ‘Gansos’ who refuse to abide by just one Friday a week.


#CANCER CURED

You guys have been asking like forever about natural cures and such stuff. So I teamed up with Dr. Vibrant Grube. An incredibly cherished experience. I feel so very blessed. Who he? Only literally a global superstar health guru!

Check out his book Nature Rocks. It will totally SAVE YOUR LIFE 10/10 recommend!!

Whats absolutely the worst disease you can think of?

Ofc it’s the BIG C.

Well he has proven definitively that cancer is cured by SESAME SEEDS!!!

Yeah you read that right. Just eat 66 sesame seeds every day for a month and cancer is totally cured NO CAP.

Btw if someone is a bit down while waiting for the cure to kick in Dr Grube validates that sucking an ORANGE while taking a shower ends depression!!

You know me I don’t mess around. So what I’m saying is ya gotta visit his Nature Rocks website. For 50% off his amazing empowering book with a zillion more top tips on natural cures and free home delivery of dank Hi-Performance sesame seeds. Check it out!

G2g talk to you later.


In a stellar debut D.B. Ross has written a pulverizing tale of muscular viscerality. From the very start the sacramental grandeur of the prose sank its narrative talons into this reviewer and didn’t let go until the very end. This is a compelling meditation on timeless matters, with the excesses of humanity coiled like a python around the universal quest for understanding and fulfilment. This is a dark postmodernist modernist epic – Homer meets Dante Aligheri meets Ursula K. Le Guin on steroids. Conan versus the Space Sharks is scifi-fantasy fusion at its very best, the novel of the decade, if not of the century.


BASKET BAG IS TOP ACCESSORY FOR THE SUMMER

The basket bag that Jane Birkin famously toted has that ‘French girliness’ that we all love massively. Fashion stylist Jocasta de Vere Smythe says: ‘It’s got that route to Jane Birkin that makes it “forever”: she’s just so iconic. It’s about what it signals. It says: “I’m creative, I also like a picnic, and I’ve just grabbed this delicious bag from the hall table in my chateau.” Ideally it should contain a sketch pad and pencil, a wedge of Brie and a slim novel by Camus.


SHOULD WE GIVE BABIES THE RIGHT TO VOTE?

Study concludes that the only criterion for eligibility to vote should be the desire to vote.


WORLD WAR II BOMBER FOUND ON THE MOON


BABY BORN WITH WOODEN LEG


We hereby commit to transitioning to a low-carbon economy and pledge to achieve net zero greenhouse gas emissions by 2050.


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