Mrs Malaprop or Ms Conceived


Poor woman. Her husband has a heart condition. As she says, the old man has a dodgy todger.

And as for her brother-in-law, nothing wrong with his health unfortunately but he treats his wife like a skivvy. He deserves to be hung drawn and quarantined.

And when she doesn't quite understand what you are talking about, she wants to know what you are on about Pacifically.

She wants you to laugh. She wants you to correct her. The last thing she wants is for people to be 'polite' and ignore the faux pas.

She isn't Mrs Malaprop, she's Ms Conceived.

 

Derek McMillan is a writer in Durringon in the UK. His editor is his wife, Angela. He has written for print and online publications in the UK, USA and Canada. His latest book is the audio-book with the cheery title "Murder From Beyond the Grave" which is available on eBay. Check it out.

 


 

 

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