Deadheading

(Derek McMillan is not eligible to win the contest because he is one of the judges. I just like writing stories.)

Friends and neighbours admire our roses. They have lovely colours and they give off a marvellous melange of scents.

The secret, Sandy tells me, is that our roses will not thrive unless you deadhead them, chopping off the dead or dying ones so that the new growth has room to develop.

It is not a job I particularly like so I was pleased when Sandy said that she was going out into the garden for a spot of deadheading. I thought her very helpful.

It was only when the neighbours started complaining about the headless corpses that I smelt a rat. 

 


 

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