Golden Irony
Home from work, Richard Greely found a formal, hand addressed letter along with the usual junk mail. It looked like a wedding invitation. You know the kind—expensive stationary, square envelope, probably a letterpress card in its own jacket inside. Finding no return address on flipping it, he sniffed it, and for a moment thought he caught a hint of sandalwood. Wishful thinking, who would ever send me a perfumed letter? Examining the fine penmanship, he noticed that the exquisite stamp had no postmark, nor any defining nominal characteristics, just a single, beautifully rendered, red rose. Strangely entranced, he ran his thumb over the extravagant stationery, relishing the texture of the linen threads. He let his imagination run free with his yearning for companionship—as long as he might—by carefully slipping a butter knife under the flap and ever so slowly parting the seam. It was a far cry better than his usual Friday evenings with nowhere to go. Inside, in its own blan...