One Life to Live
He had but one life to live. So he decided to become indestructible. It all began a while ago, when his wife Susan had decided to decorate their house with french furnishing. He had no objection, except that he lacked opinion on that subject and some was demanded from his wife quite frequently. He had decided to let her superfluous rages take their course and diminish over time while he concentrated most of all on his work as a lawyer. At court he was quite convincing and had many arguments to raise with each issue. Alas at home he would find himself quite out of sorts and often even speechless. The work was going fine, which was good, because the new furniture was quite expensive. He had never seen the use of sticking to one specific genre when there was so many varieties that could be chosen from, but as he had no ability to argue well on that subject with his wife, he left it to her decision. Then she had begun covering all the windows with curtains and all the wal...