The Assassin

The Assassin

Introducing the all-new ASSASSIN.

Rebirth yourself with tomorrow’s car today,

an X-rated SUV with attitude –

the superluxe, supersized ASSASSIN.

Don’t do ordinary,

don’t do utilitarian.

opt for flaunt.

The astounding ASSASSIN –

performance, style and slaughter.

A mighty 4.0L8C superturbo engine.

Custom-designed haute couture interior.

The world’s roughest, toughest car –

fully armed,

bulletproof glass,

military tyres,

a high grille with overhang

that sweeps cyclists and pedestrians under the wheels,

ensuring a 100% kill-rate.

And it’s guaranteed the UK’s number 1 polluting vehicle,

defiantly diesel,

with a massive, millionaire’s carbon footprint.

Visit your local dealer today

and test-drive the awesome ASSASSIN,

if you’re not too faint-hearted.

Join the elite,

live large

and DAMN the little people!

 


 

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